jacksayspurple:

1. Favourite colour.
2. Number of people you’ve slept with.
3. Cake or ice cream?
4. If you were a superhero what would your power be?
5. Ever been in a fist fight?
6. Do you live in the country or the city?
7. Biggest kink?
8. Favourite video-game?
9. Words you live by?
10. Best book you’ve ever read?
11. Favourite film?
12. Horror or romance?
13. Biggest fear?
14. Best memory?
15. Worst memory?
16. Where are you from?
17. Ever done anal?
18. Would you prefer to be Mary Berry’s grandchild or Paul Hollywood’s bitch?
19. Favourite outfit?
20. Snapchat or Instagram?
21. If you could freeze time what would you do?
22. Best LUSH product in your opinion?
23. Should people wear red shirts or brown pants in your presence?
24. Favourite television character?
25. Do you have a nemesis?
26. Are you a hard-worker?
27. What’s the best holiday you’ve ever been on?
28. What’s your dream?
29. Where do you see your life ending up?
30. Describe your last sexual encounter.
31. Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach?
32. Ever done drugs?
33. Harry Potter or Lord Of The Rings?
34. Are you a jock or a nerd?
35. On a scale of 8 to 34.7, how gay are you?
36. Do you live for Tumblr discourse or hate it?
37. Favourite trashy television show?
38. Last time you watched porn?
39. Do you have a recurring sexual fantasy?
40. Weirdest dream you ever had?
41. Ever had mental health issues?
42. What’s the answer to the question you wish someone would ask you?
43. Do you wish people paid more attention to you?
44. Do you have anyone who you’d happily slap right across their chops?
45. Dog person or cat person?
46. Sneakers or heels?
47. Favourite cocktail?
48. Day or night?
49. Pokémon or Digimon?
50. How big is your dick?
51. Favourite musical?
52. Favourite song?
53. Are you secretly a goblin/alien/android?
54. Why are you like this?
55. What’s your guilty pleasure?
56. What would you say if I said ‘I love you’?
57. What’s the story behind your URL?
58. Tell me something that worries you.
59. What have you been worrying about today?
60. I’m only sending you these questions because I have a crush on you and I’m too tragic to actually just say it.
61. Hot dogs or burgers?
62. Nintendo or the other trash-consoles?
63. Which fandom ruined a show that you used to like?
64. What do you wish you could tell your best friend?
65. Tell us a deep dark secret.
66. Are you curious about having a man in leather spank your botty ‘til it’s all red?
67. Favourite Tumblr couple?
68. Do you have any dietary quirks?
69. Do you want to have someone pleasure your genitals orally while you do the same to theirs?
70. How old are you?
71. Which Buzzfeed listicle sums up your existence?
72. Do you have any pets?
73. What colour underwear are you wearing?
74. Boxers or briefs?
75. Fuck me, Ray Bradbury?
76. Which television show do you want to last forever?
77. In a zombie apocalypse how long would you last?
78. Do you have good internet connection or do you want to punch your router every ten minutes?
79. Would you find it somewhat saucy if I sent bawdy nudes in your direction?
80. Which country has the best flag?
81. Do you consider yourself *iconic*?
82. Most overrated food?
83. Most overrated film?
84. Most overrated television show?
85. Most overrated type of cheese?
86. Which brand would you never shop at?
87. Wisdom, courage, or power?
88. Would you prefer to travel in time and stay in the same spot, or travel in space with time elapsing as normal?
89. What’s the best birthday present you ever got?
90. What present do you wish someone would give you?
91. Do you have an ex? Why did you break up?
91. Why does 91 appear on this list twice now?
92. Spare a thought for the humble creator of this list, it’s difficult to think of this many questions.
93. Do you prefer anons or non-anons?
94. Who do you wish you could have sex with more than any other?
95. What is your spirit animal?
96. Do you have one word that you really love the sound of?
97. Do you still have any of your stuffed toys from when you were a kid?
98. What makes you super nostalgic?
99. Give me an answer to a random one of these questions. (But don’t make it a shit answer like ‘yes’. Don’t be an asshole.)
100. What’s your favourite cocktail?
101. Sonic screwdriver or Ron’s shit broken wand from the second Potter book?
102. Laptop or PC?
103. What’s the sexiest accent in your opinion?
104. Would you let Donald Trump tickle your nipples for an hour for £6,000,000?
105. You should check out a great little British website called Pretty52.
106. If you could dye your hair any colour, what colour would you change to?
107. What would you change about your body if you could?
108. Do you prefer to be hot or cold?
109. What’s your favourite way to orgasm?
110. Are you a mermaid or a unicorn?
111. What’s the name of your favourite pet when you were a kid?
112. What was your favourite class at school?
113. Are you superstitious?
114. What do you think happens when we die?
115. Pie or pi?
116. Your followers a question.
117. Lick my genitalia.
118. What’s your favourite number?
119. Do you ever look up at the stars and feel small?
120. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
121. Tell me about a quirky personality trait.
122. What was your favourite story when you were younger?
123. Are you old before your time or young at heart?
124. Why do you do the things you do? Please. Tell me.
125. I hope you enjoyed these questions.
126. Which Tumblr blog would you recommend to all your fans?