Gollum’s 500 year old tattered rags: has pockets where he keeps "fishbones, goblins’ teeth, wet shells, a bit of bat-wing, a
sharp stone to sharpen his fangs on, and other nasty things.”
Men watch fight club and are like oh yeah this is the life and think it’s just about being a cool punchy guy but don’t even understand that the movie is supposed to be about disfiguring Jared Leto
Men watch american psycho and are like yeah homeless people get a fuckin job and yeah being rich and rude is great but they don’t understand that the movie is actually about mauling Jared Leto with an axe