How to be Completely Heterosexual:  An Illustrated Guide, by Dean Winchester

yourmishaboy:

charmedbycastiel:

chocolatedeathwarrior:

1.  Constantly prove your heterosexuality to everyone around you.  Once that’s out of the way, you can do whatever you want.

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2.  Once you’ve proven your heterosexuality, it’s perfectly acceptable to occasionally check out or flirt with guys.  

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No homo, though.

3.  Have a male friend with whom you share an abnormally “profound bond.”

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4.  Stare sensually into his eyes a lot.

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5.  Gaze at him with complete adoration, even when he isn’t looking.

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6.  Occasionally, look at him like you want to jump his bones.

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But, like, in a completely platonic way.

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7.  Waste five minutes to talk about how annoyingly cute he is in the middle of a serious conversation about the apocalypse.

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8.  Personal space is optional.  Because, you know, close platonic bros don’t need that sort of thing.

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9.  Find excuses to touch him whenever possible.

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10.  Casually imply you’d like to have sex with him.

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Congratulations!  You are now completely straight!

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More AWESOMENESS 👏👏👏👏😂😂

@ sam

allthecanadianpolitics:

mangopapi:

kingjaffejoffer:

kyotosunrises:

dragonwolfe22:

whyyoustabbedme:

Because of its not concerning the white demographic of The USA then you probably wont see it on the news

News article:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/19/us-supplied-bomb-that-killed-40-children-school-bus-yemen

I was actually gonna scroll past this but no. Everyone needs to see and reblog this. I will never be desensitized to this act against humanity…40 CHILDREN…not on this Earth anymore…because of the United States

The bomb dropped on a school bus in Yemen by a Saudi-led coalition warplane was sold to Riyadh by the US, according to reports based on analysis of the debris.

‘The sound of children screaming keeps replaying’: a Red Cross nurse in Yemen

The 9 August attack killed 40 boys aged from six to 11 who were being taken on a school trip. Eleven adults also died. Local authorities said that 79 people were wounded, 56 of them children.

The death toll keeps going up btw this is a specific type of missile that they’re using, they first started using this during the Obama administration, but he put a block on them, during the election the Saudi government donated millions to Trump and when he became president he agreed to sell them 120 billion dollars worth of weapons so that they could up the massacre on the Yemeni people

Friendly reminder that Canada is complicit in this inhumane crisis in Yemen too:

Canada’s dual role in Yemen: Arms exports to Saudi coalition dwarf aid sent to war-torn country

When Global Affairs Canada announced another aid package to war-torn Yemen in January, it boasted that Ottawa had given a total of $65 million to help ease what the United Nations has called “the worst man-made humanitarian crisis of our time.”

What Justin Trudeau’s government did not mention in its news release is that since 2015, Canada has also approved more than $284 million in exports of Canadian weapons and military goods to the countries bombing Yemen.

“It’s a bit like helping pay for somebody’s crutches after you’ve helped break their legs,” said Cesar Jaramillo, executive director of Project Ploughshares, a research and advocacy organization that studies Canada’s arms trade.

Jaramillo calls Canada’s position “blatantly contradictory,” saying the government can’t claim to be a champion of human rights while arming the world’s worst offenders. “The problem is Canada also wants the sweet multibillion-dollar deals, so it cuts corners on human rights.”

The Canadian government is the seller in some of these transactions. In others, they broker and approve deals for Canadian companies. Government officials could not say whether weapons exported from Canada have been used in Yemen.

And:

Canadian complicity and the Saudi-led war on Yemen

And:

Canada’s deadly role in the Yemen war

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Saudis appear to be using Canadian-made combat vehicles against Yemeni rebels

And:

Canada admits the weapons it sells to Saudi Arabia could be used in Yemen’s civil war

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Canada’s arms deal with Saudi Arabia includes ‘heavy assault’ vehicles

And:

Canadian government ‘lied’ over $12bn arms sale to Saudi Arabia

And:

Justin Trudeau defends Canada’s arms sales to Saudi Arabia