Great British Baking Show judges during the technical challenge

Mary: Paul, your forbidden fruit gilded currant plait looks delightful
Paul: Mary, the key to this bake is to have grown up your entire life with the sole intention of baking this exactly once and then dying
Mary: you’ve been rather scarce on the instructions, haven’t you?
Paul: yes, I really want to test the baker’s knowledge of the arcane, so I’ve left them a simple note to go fuck themselves and a loaded gun
Mary: oh you are cruel Paul! *they both chuckle and put both entire hands into the baked good before them*

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I still need to know what dog this is

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

Holy shit.

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

MOUSE

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

Level 1

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I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff 🙂

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

Snitch puppy n warrior dog!