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petermorwood:

This is the (supposed*) sword of Pier Gerlofs Donia, otherwise known as Grutte Pier (Big Pete), a Frisian warlord and folk hero of the late 15th century. He supposedly stood seven feet tall, could bend coins with his fingers and pick up a horse weighing 1000 lbs. Even better, he was also a pirate! Here’s his helmet…

*Though the Dutch Wikipedia page suggests the sword on display in the Fries Museum in Leeuwarden may be a recent replica, it has no source for the claim. This shot suggests that it’s original enough to need handling with protective gloves (oddly not used in the older BW shots…)

Here it is again, from an angle you would NOT want to see for real…

…and a shot with another, even larger sword (compare the shamshirs and Japanese armour for scale) which may have belonged to his sidekick Wijerd Jelckama.

Ser Gregor Clegane “The Mountain that Rides” was realer than you think…

thats big… but what about his jock-strap

I like to think that the whole mother base had a huge wild party while boss, kaz, and ocelot were gone. and I mean wild, like drugs, sex, and chaos. And Kaz’s face when he comes back.

porunareff:

Let’s be honest, in the old MSF days, Kaz would’ve been the one to organize that party. At Diamond Dogs though… he’d just yell at the soldiers and shake his crutch menacingly at them.

Ocelot, being the cool cat he is, offers Snake a special cigar and advices him to share it with Miller as it “might help that mettlesome subcommander of yours gather himself after that pointless explosion earlier.”

And that’s how Snake and Kaz end up getting stoned – Kaz much more so than Snake – and Ocelot sneaks into their room at the crack of dawn to open the windows because those damn herbs are amazing but the smell lingers for hours and there’s no way someone from the botanical team wouldn’t notice if they walked past the room.

queersnippets:

autistic-squidward:

pepoluan:

itscarororo:

wut4:

thewoofles:

cephiedvariable:

lilian-deserves-tea:

chelsiefan71:

OMG!!! Brilliant!

Oh my goodness. You must watch this. Absolutely brilliant.

I never watch videos on tumblr. I am so glad I watched this one. Please watch it.

shut up Wesley AHAHAHAHAHAA

This is my new favorite Christmas song.

it’s baaack

AWESOME TO THE NTH DIMENSION!!

@interstellar–soviet

@redeemer-furiosa @baapi-makwa